I just Batman’d.

So, I’m on one of my routine patrols at the building I work at, and I hear the maintenance guy enter the room that I’m in.  So, I immediately decide to climb through the giant air ducts we have and go around to the side of the room where he is.  It’s nice and loud in the room, so he can’t hear me open the duct.  I stand behind him and he turns around and freaks out.  And I kid you not, the following event actually took place:

guy:  HOLY SHIT, MIKE!  You scared the shit out of me, I swear to God!

me:  …SWEAR TO ME!!!  *runs back into the ducts*

Later on the guy gives me props for the Batmaniness of it all.  WIN.