Tobygames Skyrim

• Galmar Stone-Fist: Why's a foreigner want to fight for Skyrim?
• Tobuscus: I'm in it for the XP.

"Braith? You’re going to be an ugly ugly woman someday. With a name like that… NO OFFENSE!!!"

Tobuscus, playing Skyrim

Dragonborn, in order to reach the next town, you have to go around this mountain.

The writing on the Dragonborn says “Bitches don’t know ‘bout my dragon shouts”

Yes.  I think I just did do that.

My soon to be super powerful Skyrim character…

…is named Derpina.  Because it’s stupid how overpowered she will be.

I apologize…

Oh look, more Skyrim jokes…

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes. 

But then I… well, IDGAF so I make them whenever the fuck ro dah I want. 

Royal [Mr.] Blue [Sky]: I might be too intoxicated to play Skyrim right now

shdocea:

Also, doesn’t it always seem that a dragon pops out at the most inopportune time?

Like “Just got done fighting a major boss in a cave. I kicked his ass! I rule! What’s that? I can’t fast travel?! WHY NOT?!”

You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby.

*Looks in the sky* Bass on TV starts…

I love it when this happens.  Especially now that I’m the baddest motherfucker in Skyrim, haha.  Oh a dragon?  I’ll just… BURN IT OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY.  Yup.  That’s how I think while playing the game…

(Source: flyinglower)

(Source: stormcloak, via femshep)

Finished.  The Thieves Guild was the most tedious thing EVER.  

I just took things way too far with this one…